“Every sip is a survival strategy.”
Start your morning with more than just caffeine—start it with conviction.
This white glossy ceramic mug features the unmistakable TEOTWAWKI Heartbeat insignia: a pulse that says you’re still kicking, still praying, and still prepping.
It’s not just a mug.
It’s a message.
It says: “I choose life.”
💪 Features:
Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz (Pick your apocalypse dosage)
Ceramic construction tougher than your ex-pastor’s theology
Dishwasher & microwave safe (because survival shouldn’t mean scrubbing)
Glossy finish, radiant conviction
Emblazoned with the TEOTWAWKI Pulse—your daily reminder to live prepped, live holy, live ready
🧠 Use it for:
Coffee, tea, bone broth, spiritual warfare
Serving rebukes at Bible study
Quiet moments before loud missions
Each mug is made to order just for you—because mass production is for the Beast system.
We craft it when you order it, which means it takes a little longer to arrive. But good things—like righteousness and roast coffee—take time.
Thanks for supporting on-demand, no-waste, Kingdom-first manufacturing.
