Collection: BEAR IT & GRIN™ COLLECTION
BEAR IT & GRIN™ COLLECTION
Faith. Fire. Funny as Judgment Day.
When the world loses its mind, the faithful don’t flinch — they Bear It & Grin™.
This collection is forged for men who can take a hit, take a joke, and take up their cross without whining.
It’s Orthodox grit with a smirk — where gallows humor meets gospel truth.
⚔️ WHAT DEFINES BEAR IT & GRIN™
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Holy Mockery: “Fucketh Around & Findeth Ye Out” — the King James Version of “touch not Mine anointed.”
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Orthodox Humor, No Heresy: Our shirts, hoodies, and mugs speak fluent sarcasm and reverence at once.
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Champion Quality: Built to survive bad weather, bad theology, and bad takes.
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For Men Who Endure: You’ve been through worse — now dress like it.
🩸 THE MESSAGE
Laugh at chaos.
Smile through tribulation.
Let your enemies learn the hard way what happens when faith stands its ground.
This isn’t streetwear.
It’s spiritual warfare apparel.
BEAR IT & GRIN™ — THE JOYFUL ENDURANCE OF THE RIGHTEOUS. ⚔️
HERESY DETECTOR™
🟩 Clean — Theological humor within Orthodox bounds; righteous defiance against evil, not people.
Insult: Thou whimpering dandelion of doomscrolls, thou limp linguini of lukewarmness, thou half-baked heretic with Wi-Fi!
Correction: Pray harder, lift heavier, and remember — joy is the enemy’s kryptonite.
Sam™
