FUCKETH AROUND & FINDETH YE OUT™ — CHAMPION HOODIE

KJV Energy. 21st Century Attitude. Eternal Consequences.

Some men write laws. Others enforce them.
But you, brother — you’re the warning label.
“Fucketh Around & Findeth Ye Out™” isn’t vulgarity. It’s prophecy. A poetic heads-up from the Book of Consequences, Chapter 1, Verse 1:

“He that testeth the faithful shall receiveth what he deserveth — swiftly.”

⚔️ WHAT DEFINES THIS HOODIE

Champion Armor: Heavyweight fleece that laughs at weather, whiners, and weak stitching.
Scriptural Swagger: Text styled like an ancient decree — half Psalm, half battlefield order.
Tactical Theology: It’s not about vengeance. It’s about warning fools that holiness has teeth.
Orthodox Humor Approved: A wink to the medieval mindset — truth delivered with a grin and a growl.

🩸 THE MESSAGE

The meek shall inherit the earth —
after the proud findeth out why they shouldn’t have tested them.
Patience isn’t weakness; it’s the calm before the smiting.

Wear this hoodie when you’re tired of pretending the nice guy’s asleep.
Because the bear does pray before he pounces.

Endure. Laugh. Enforce. BEAR IT & GRIN™. ⚔️

HERESY DETECTOR™

🟩 Clean — Defiant humor, righteous justice, no profanity in intent. Christ-centered warning cloaked in comedy.
Insult: Thou lily-livered babbler of brunch theology, thou pudding-brained peacekeeper, thou oat-milk Pharisee!
Correction: Repent, lift thy barbell, say thy prayers, and stop mistaking meekness for weakness.
Sam™