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IT’S FLAT™ — Blackout Edition
IT’S FLAT™ — Blackout Edition
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IT’S FLAT™ — Blackout Edition
Tagline: Black ink, black ops—Truth stamped in bold.
The lie of the globe is their crown jewel. The Bible’s cosmology is ours. This blackout edition doesn’t whisper—it thunders. A stark declaration in black on your chest, compass-marked, Christ-aligned.
Why you need this:
- Stealth + Strength — matte black for warriors who don’t need neon to stand out.
- Compass Symbol — because direction comes from God, not NASA.
- Conversation Starter — watch the sparks fly at work, the gym, or the checkout line.
- Unapologetic Witness — Genesis 1, Psalm 104, Revelation 7—they all testify.
- Call to Action:
This is no fashion statement. This is battle gear. Wear the Word, mock the world.
⚔️ IT’S FLAT™ — Blackout Edition. The earth is His footstool, not their globe.
HERESY DETECTOR™:
🟨 Caution — Affirms biblical firmament but beware NASA heresies.
“Thou tottering, dog-hearted fustilarian!” Keep your eyes on Scripture, not space grifters.
Sam™
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