FAFO JUMBO MUG — 20OZ WARNING VESSEL

FAFO JUMBO MUG — 20OZ WARNING VESSEL

START YOUR DAY WITH A WARNING SHOT. This isn’t just a mug — it’s a battlefield chalice. 20 ounces of ceramic steel-forged grit, painted with FAFO white words that shout louder than your alarm clock.

DESCRIPTION

• Size & Strength: 20oz ceramic. Built for heavy pours and heavier mornings.
• Design: White words, bold as judgment. A daily proclamation against sin.
• Use: Coffee. Tea. Cocoa. Holy water, if you must. Holds enough to fuel prayer, planning, or preaching.
• Occasions: Birthdays, holidays, daily stand-to. Rally your mornings or gift it as a challenge.

CALL TO ACTION
RISE. DRINK. WARN. LET THE WORLD KNOW YOU’RE NOT HERE TO SIP QUIETLY.

⚔️ CLOSING RALLY ⚔️
ONE MUG. ONE MESSAGE. NO MORE COMPROMISE. ⚔️

HERESY DETECTOR™

• TIER: 🟩 CLEAN — holy coffee, no corruption.
• SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT: “Thou spongy, rump-fed, flap-mouthed knave.”
• REPRIEVE: Repent of lukewarm mornings; caffeinate with courage.
• Seal: Sam™