IT’S FLAT™ — Whiteout Edition

Tagline: Bright truth, bold defiance.

White text, black backdrop—like light piercing the void. This edition isn’t subtle. It’s a declaration. It’s Psalm 19 on cotton: “The heavens declare the glory of God, and the firmament shows His handiwork.”

Why you need this:

• Maximum Contrast — truth made visible, darkness rebuked.

• Compass Symbol — orientation in Christ, not Copernicus.

• Street Evangelism — preach without a word. Let the shirt shout.

• Flat, Firm, Faithful — firmament above, earth beneath, waters around. God said it, we wear it.

Call to Action:
The nations rage, the elites spin lies, but the truth is flat-out eternal. Shine the light.

⚔️ IT’S FLAT™ — Whiteout Edition. Bold truth in white words.

HERESY DETECTOR™:
🟨 Caution — Orthodox cosmology affirms the firmament. Don’t let flat-earth zeal eclipse Christ.
“Thou beef-witted, hedge-born canker-blossom!” Wear the Word, not the nonsense.
Sam™