FUCKETH AROUND & FINDETH YE OUT™ — FROSTED GLASS BEER MUG (16 OZ)

FUCKETH AROUND & FINDETH YE OUT™ — FROSTED GLASS BEER MUG (16 OZ)

When Thou Hast Fought the Good Fight… Chill the Good Drink. 🍺

Some men fear the cold.
You wield it.

This 16-ounce frosted glass mug is the perfect vessel for post-mission refreshment — whether thou hast slain heresy, conquered deadlines, or simply survived another meeting with the faithless.

⚔️ WHAT DEFINES THIS MUG

• Frosted Glory: Icy matte finish that keeps your brew colder than a Pharisee’s heart.

• Battle Weight: Thick-walled glass, solid handle, and medieval heft — feels like it could double as a mace in a pinch.

• Righteous Humor: “Fucketh Around & Findeth Ye Out™” — the toast of warriors, monks, and mildly dangerous dads everywhere.

• Holy Functionality: Dishwasher-safe, bar-worthy, and guaranteed to make pagans laugh nervously.

🍺 THE MESSAGE

This isn’t just for beer. It’s for victory.
Fill it with lager, root beer, or righteous indignation — whatever fuels the fight.
Then lift it high and declare:

“To the fools who test the faithful — may they findeth out swiftly!”

BEAR IT & GRIN™ — Because Even Joy Deserves a Battle Cry. ⚔️

HERESY DETECTOR™

🟩 Clean — Humor sanctified, intent pure, theology intact. Toasts to triumph, not sin.
Insult: Thou flat-ale Pharisee, thou lukewarm libation of laziness, thou bubble-less barrel of boredom!
Correction: Chill thy spirit, not thy zeal. Raise thy mug, bless thy brew, and glorify God with good cheer.
Sam™