FUCKETH AROUND & FINDETH YE OUT™ — 20 oz JUMBO MUG

FUCKETH AROUND & FINDETH YE OUT™ — 20 oz JUMBO MUG

The Caffeine Warrior’s Weapon of Choice.
Before the battle, there was coffee.
And before coffee, there was judgment. ☕

This 20-ounce ceramic war chalice bears the sacred warning of the faithful:

“He that testeth the caffeinated shall findeth regret.”

⚔️ WHAT DEFINES THIS MUG

• Massive 20 oz Payload: More brew, less refill — so thou canst conquer deadlines and demons.
• Battle-Ready Ceramic: Microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and built like a tank blessed by St. George.
• Orthodox Humor: The phrase that started holy chaos now rides on your morning routine.
• Gift-Worthy Irony: Perfect for brothers-in-arms, office heathens, and anyone who thinks decaf is a sin.

☕ THE MESSAGE

One sip. One smirk. One righteous reminder that meek doesn’t mean uncaffeinated.
Drink boldly. Preach fiercely.
And when they question your faith — show them thy mug.

BEAR IT & GRIN™ — because even monks need their morning roar. ⚔️

HERESY DETECTOR™

🟩 Clean — Humor sanctified by caffeine; no rebellion against Orthodoxy detected.
Insult: Thou lukewarm bean-boiler, thou soggy-souled sipper of sadness, thou whiffling whiner of weak brew!
Correction: Repent of decaf, drink deeply, and let thy cup overflow with righteous roast.
Sam™