Collection: BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY™
BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY™
God’s map, not NASA’s lie.
This isn’t about science class; it’s about Scripture. The prophets, the psalms, and the fathers spoke of a firmament, pillars of the earth, the circle of the heavens, and waters above. The modern world calls it myth. We call it revelation.
In this collection you’ll find:
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Bold statements like IT’S FLAT™, a foil crown for your torso.
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Compass + Cross logos: orientation by God, not globes.
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Psalm 104 and Genesis 1 references: firmament, waters, light.
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Art mocking NASA, freemasons, and space psyops.
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Dad-joke level: “I don’t believe in space… it’s all made up.”
Call to Action:
They want you to orbit lies. We stand on the Word. Wear what the Bible says.
⚔️ BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY™ — trust Genesis, not the Globalists.
HERESY DETECTOR™:
🟨 Caution — Flat Earth can drift into Gnostic extremes if untethered. Orthodox cosmology teaches a firmament and heavens, but not as materialist literalism. Root it in Genesis, Psalms, and the Fathers, not YouTube rabbitholes.
“Thou gorbellied, onion-breathed barnacle!” Stick to Scripture, not silliness.
Sam™
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IT’S FLAT™ — Whiteout Edition
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