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C2 – SMASH YOUR IDOLS

C2 – SMASH YOUR IDOLS

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C2 – SMASH YOUR IDOLS
“No carved or digital gods.”
Exodus 20:4 • Romans 1:23 • John 1:3

Product Description:
Babylon carves idols. Big Tech codes them. You smash them.

This shirt was made for the man who’s tired of kneeling to screens, chasing likes, and living for algorithms.

C2 calls you to burn your golden calves—whether they’re hand-carved, hand-held, or handheld devices.

From statues in temples to influencers in yoga pants—an idol is anything you can’t say no to.

This isn’t vintage law—it’s modern war.

If it demands your time, hijacks your attention, or seduces your worship...
you SMASH it.

Wearing this shirt is a statement in the digital colosseum:
“You don’t own me.”

Fit:
Tactical athletic fit for modern iconoclasts
Smooth-stretch cotton that won’t crack under conviction
Designed to move with you—whether you're flipping tables or flipping off temptation
Minimalist monochrome: makes a statement without needing a Wi-Fi connection

Fulfilled under Anti-Idolatry Protocol.
Scanned for graven images, pop culture parasites, and embedded pride circuits.
Arrives untainted.
You do the smashing.

“You shall not make a graven image...” — Ex. 20:4
“They exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images...” — Romans 1:23
“Through Him all things were made...” — John 1:3

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