This hoodie is for the Gen-X dad who once survived entire weekends with nothing but a BMX bike, a packet of Pop-Tarts, and the Lord’s protection.
“I Believe in THE BIG SKY DADDY!!!” announces Dad’s eternal allegiance to the Almighty ~ not to self-care culture, not to avocado-toast theology, and certainly not to people who get offended on purpose.
This is the hoodie Dad throws on when he’s about to grill something, fix something, or lecture a young man about responsibility.
Ultra-comfy. Faith-forward. Perfectly calibrated for eye-rolling at modern nonsense.
