This sweatshirt wraps Dad in the warm embrace he pretends he doesn’t need, while reminding everyone within 30 feet that he believes in THE BIG SKY DADDY ~ not the algorithm, not “the universe,” and not whatever nonsense kids are manifesting on Instagram today.
It’s cozy, durable, and sarcastic ~ basically Dad in clothing form.
Perfect for campfires, Sunday mornings, or staring out the window like a 90s action hero remembering the good old days when men were still allowed to say things without HR involvement.
Give Dad a sweatshirt he’ll actually wear unironically.
