The world waves its false flags. We answer with one word—PRIDE—cut in pure white against the dark. Not rainbowed. Not confused. Not diluted. Just the word itself, stripped bare and left as a mirror.
The proud fall. Every empire built on arrogance crumbles. Scripture says it plain: “God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble” (James 4:6). Wear this shirt and you aren’t celebrating pride—you’re exposing it. You’re proclaiming the eternal truth: Pride is the root, humility is the cure.
Front: “PRIDE” in bold white fire. Back: TEOTWAWKI “One Heartbeat Away” logo—because pride’s days are numbered.
Champion® quality — battle-worn durability.
White Words only — no slogans, no spin, just truth.
Cultural counterstrike — in an age drunk on pride, wear the antidote.
⚔️ This shirt doesn’t join the parade. It tears it down. ⚔️
HERESY DETECTOR™
🟩 Clean — aligns with Orthodox teaching that pride is the root of sin (cf. St. John Climacus, Ladder of Divine Ascent). Exalts humility as the path to God.
Insult Protocol: Thou art a vain beetle-headed jackanapes, a swollen bladder of hot air, and a prancing scullion. Repent—before “pride” is carved across your tombstone.
