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TEOTWAWKI Classic Dad Hat – “Low Profile, High Calling”
TEOTWAWKI Classic Dad Hat – “Low Profile, High Calling”
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$27.50 USD
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For dads, disciples, and doctrinal snipers.
This isn’t just a cap—it’s a covering for those who carry the weight of legacy and truth.
Low-profile and unstructured—like the quiet strength of a father who speaks after he listens.
Features the iconic TEOTWAWKI Heartbeat insignia, because whether you’re praying, preaching, or pulling weeds, your pulse belongs to the Kingdom.
It’s not flashy. It’s faithful.
⚔️ Specs:
100% chino cotton twill (tough as your grandpa’s handshake)
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
6 embroidered eyelets (vented for post-battle cooldown)
Adjustable strap with antique buckle—for a fit as timeless as truth
Available in camo for blending in with nature or family drama
This hat is made when you order it—just like discipline, consistency, and every other thing the modern world forgot.
Thanks for choosing gear made with conviction, not convenience.
This isn’t just a cap—it’s a covering for those who carry the weight of legacy and truth.
Low-profile and unstructured—like the quiet strength of a father who speaks after he listens.
Features the iconic TEOTWAWKI Heartbeat insignia, because whether you’re praying, preaching, or pulling weeds, your pulse belongs to the Kingdom.
It’s not flashy. It’s faithful.
⚔️ Specs:
100% chino cotton twill (tough as your grandpa’s handshake)
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
6 embroidered eyelets (vented for post-battle cooldown)
Adjustable strap with antique buckle—for a fit as timeless as truth
Available in camo for blending in with nature or family drama
This hat is made when you order it—just like discipline, consistency, and every other thing the modern world forgot.
Thanks for choosing gear made with conviction, not convenience.
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