“For mornings when you wake up and choose survival.”
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a mission-ready vessel for those who live in the black… black coffee, black ops, black truth.
Whether it’s your morning java, noon tea, or midnight monastic brew, this stealth-gloss ceramic mug keeps the faith hot and the nonsense cold.
It’s got the TEOTWAWKI Heartbeat—because even your coffee break should say:
“I’m still alive. And I’m still dangerous.”
⚔️ Specs for the Faithful:
11 oz or 15 oz (Choose your level of divine fuel)
Ceramic. Sleek. Glossy. Just like your theology should be: solid and unshakable
Lead & BPA-free (because we fight demons, not toxins)
Microwave & dishwasher safe—for saints with things to do
Black finish with our signature pulse in gray—minimalist. Ruthless. Eternal.
“Don’t sip soft. Drink like a disciple.”
This mug is forged on demand—just for you.
We don’t stockpile. We deploy. That’s why it ships a bit slower.
Every piece we make avoids waste, overproduction, and lukewarm efficiency.
Thanks for choosing gear made with purpose—not compromise.
